Salad Snack screams about Metal Gear. His words are so powerful that he begins to play a saxophone and cry.

Oh, Apple-kun, you're streching my-ah---AH!~

OHMERGAWD IS SATAN HEDGEHOD IVE ALWAIS WNATED 2 C HIM ON DODLE UR DIE

A black man turns down a banana from God.

>IE is Austism

A house made of shit smiles at you.

Pac-Man eats a hot dog with everything on it.

A British heart.

A woman has her period on the beach with her boyfriend and excuses herself.

Hilary ignores a rugged, "swagging" Chinese man.

Lightning from FF13 tongues her own anus.

What's wrong, Ronald-kun? Could it be your craiving my...mcnuggies?