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The world weary face of a man with the world's largest Beanie Baby collection.

Have a seat, we're here to discuss motherfucking armadillos.

The green parakeet bluffs his way into the block party of the century using only a martini and a leaf. It works.

An excellent business model that will lead to rising stock prices and profit for all involved.

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The carpool will arrive in one hour.

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An astronaut watches the sunset on the moon.

A confused golden egg

Sanic casts magic at eggman.

Batman is apathetic about his inadequate breasts.

Please tell my wife...I never had a childhood.

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