I know how confident you might feel, but I doubt that blue wig of yours is gonna keep Captain Ahab from finding you.

(What an honor to be bestowed upon me to describe such a beautifully detailed image) A blue jay guiding a tomato to a wizard's tower.

As long as it stays away from my butt.

Visual representation of oppression of natural bodily organs, due to cultural taboo of sexuality in society. ie: Draw huge throbbing coats

The unholy crack-baby spawn of Sonic the Hedgehog and Lindsay Lohan contemplates its life existence, accompanied by an adorable baby duck.

Don't you dare even THINK about drawing Hitler doing the Harlem Shake!

Doctor demonstrates the phrase "You are what you eat" by transforming into a salt-shaker representing his unhealthy high-sodium diet.

More like ilLAMEinati! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHH

(New Doodle Chain) Go to Imgur, hit the randomize button three times and draw what shows up.

KEES DE GURL

I hope this isn't a Breaking Bad spoiler

You see, Joker, this is why you don't put broken glass in your mouth.