Sollux Captor. What's with all the Homestuck? It ruins your lives, people. I mean seriously, it does. Furries are better.

Nazi cats marching

A brunette saying 'Hi'. Not a lot else, so make it exiting. Add a car or monkey or something. Monkeys are funny.

All-new olive cocktail (giant olive+water)

A creeper looking at a brick wall questioningally

The new 1.6 update, out on 1st July! Steve loves his new horse so much, the pig's getting jealous. What happens next?

A creeper in a bra and wearing sunglasses is being mocked at by the square, square sun, water and grass blocks.

Cucumber on fire

Lipstick being put on a cheek. A bum cheek.

A man holding a burrito has his tongue stuck in a steaming pile of shit

Honey, why is the baby on fire?

Waterfall