Degaussing an old fashioned monitor.

The rolling stones logo gets gingivitis.

People who wear hats have no business falling in love.

A magical world of french fries and strip malls, where taxes are low and guns are easy to come by.

It's raining cats and sperm cells out there!

Party rockin in the house tonight?

Doodle or Die

A giant gray monster woman taking a shit while her billion kids climb all over her like a bunch of bitches

7, 8, ____ , 10

A sloth creature with honey.

Some sort of tribal dance.

Derp face.

A painting of a woman outside by a river, full of fish.

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