Box of Cherries (it's definitely NOT a wang)
ET stews
MARIO AND LUIGI BROFIST UPON RECEIVING AN EXTRA LIFE
A pheasant with diarrhoea on an excursion to the morgue. Leave out the diarrhoea if you please, you'll understand when you view the sauce.
A boss with one of those :3 mouths is eating a red jelly snake and whipping it against a mirror suspended from his gigantic black eyebrows
An angel comes down from heaven and auditions for a Scandinavian symphonic metal band
A popular search engine with a new human-like interface