Timmy unwisely opens his eyes at night and sees the nightmare clown staring down at him

A strange blue monster with massive black hair grins at Kermit the frog while his heart beats visibly through a hole in his chest

A carrot unwisely brushes its teeth with a meat cleaver

Sonic rushed to save his friend Knuckles, but it was too late. The damage had been done. Choking on blood, Knuckles spat out his last words-

A beautiful land where everyone is happy and nothing ever goes wrong

Gabe Newell trolls E3

A wise man proclaims the history of his presence

A shirtless man with weird back hair pisses on a Wii, preparing to have fun on the superior PS3

A gamer girl expresses her love for games

A hella sweet drawing of a ruined city, there's like bridges and a river and shit, and a giant cross visible in the background

Spongebob goes door-to-door with Patrick selling chocolate

Knuckles spews water from his mouth and green laser beams from his eyes