Dog pooping framed with JJ Abrams lens flares.

Kermit's ugly, fat cousin Wanda.

Fisherman catches sperm whale with giant squid lure.

A modern visual effects or video game artist.

Future alien from mars is sorely disappointed to learn that hillbilly cats playing banjos are the only life left on earth.

A lucky pizza narrowly escapes death by Ninja Turtle consumption.

Miguel, from Red Dragon Diamond Club.

Sad elephant is locked out of the house, in the cold and miserable rain.

Piglet chases after a garbage truck at an incalculable speed.

Girl does not understand how much Turtle hates her.

ANGER CAT, RULER OF THE INTERNET IN THE YEAR 2120 AD

Danger Booger, super hero of the Nose.