Baby superman

The soft caresses of a woman's thigh as she lays with you. Her smooth hair brushes past your face as she starts to lift herself up onto your

A Space Marine playing with a Buzz Lightyear toy

Froggy frog

I just bought this game and I'm trapped in pre loading video game Hell

Fucking Russian Commies with their Fucking Russian Manes... Fuck Russia!

JESUS TITS!!!

Doodle or Die

Wow, the person before me has a lot of skill drawing acne. I don't care what you draw, but check out this guy's acne drawing ability.

Doodle or Die

Chinese dog is sad after he spills blue paint on white carpet in the other room, he was just trying to help out with your home improvement!

Christmas tree scribbles all over your newly painted walls with a sharpie. Where'd it get a sharpie? You only buy Sir-Marks-A-Lot!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu r'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn!

Muffins in love... One is quite mentally ill, if you ask me. The other is derpy.

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