Be it because there is only 1 square foot of green surrounded by ocean, or the twister adjacent, but this is the hardest golf course ever!

Classic story: Boy loves girl, Boy eats girl, Boy obsesses over magic ring, Boy admires Goku, Boy views the 1% with disdain. Gotta love it!

Pork Chop Sandwiches!

A highly sexually active homosexual grows weary of seeing so much Santorum (especially the shit)

A newly magnetic pen is shocked by the effect a local giant magnet has on its location

Two youthful women sprain a mental muscle

Mounds. Goobles of mounds!

3 Pac Man ghosts. Shoe-eyed on purpose?

Too zoomed in on a seductive pikachu

Clearly unaware of the Taco Bell taco that has a giant Dorito as the shell, a bald stoner dreams of nacho flavored doritos as he smokes

Cat slaying Medusa by stabbing it in the mouth with the most boring colored lightsaber ever

A poorly conceived letter to the Queen, penned by yourself