No you weren't Jesus. Go home Jesus, you're drunk.

Blasphemy.

Man is intrigued by the sudden realization that you can cut open a box drink and pour it into a cup

A wooden pirate hook. Arrr.

Yellow man with sweet potatoes for eyes, a yam for a nose, and a turnip for a mouth is walking upstairs.

a HEAVILY censored image. Someone appears to be kneeling with others in front and behind. Oh dear. Make sure not to drop the soap kids.

I can't hear what the man who's grilling hot dogs is saying because I am too distracted by his cute face.

Binoculars with pink lenses

Doodle or Die users need to be more creative.

Man is unaware that while he is walking his sting ray, a whale is going to body slam him.

Outset Island.

Don't know if bestiality or incest.

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