Doodle or Die

Man finds the bottom of a glass

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Man is in the mood for singing! However he appears inebriated and will likely plummet to the floor soon.

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One a scientists hurls aloft his newly created Mega DNA, while another scientist attempts to slam dunk it into the labs black hole.

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A man stands amazed as another man magically separates his index finger into segments! What a talent!

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You are taken aback by the creature you see before you. You try to turn and face the hounds of hell, but you rot inside a corpse's shell

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Smelly Cat Smelly Cat what are they feeding you?

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Barney the dinosaur is Ghost Riding The Whip!

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It puts the lotion on its scales or else it gets the hose again.

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Greasy nerds lightsaber becomes flaccid upon seeing Jar Jar Binks

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Her water broke. His semen hit the floor. Their Cheetos hit the wall

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Ducks can get to the moon faster and cheaper than an average species of bird.

A very shapely and feminine beach

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