Doodle or Die

Zombie baby encourages us to smoke weed every day.

A sentient dell computer laughs at a triforce next to a bodily organ.

A cookie with a ragging passion wants to meet Moot.

Squidward was so done with his life, he hijacked a plane and flew them into buildings.

Anon does not want da sex from Mickey Mouse.

Barney's teeth have not done so well over the years.

Two people play kick ball in a nuclear waste infected desert.

Purple wizard laughs at his caldron but he's unaware that a giant green slime is behind him.

Poor green guy, he has a black hole for a head.

He couldn't count to three.

That's a plus as in you're pregnant, have fun with that.

Doodle or Die

Oompa loompa wearing a leather jacket shouts ooga chaka angry red jelly bean.

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