It was there, in the Desert of Morsuran, that Pizzaman's noble vacuum sweeper died of exhaustion. It was a valiant steed.

Put your money WHERE YOU MOUTH IS!!! YES! LITERALLY !!

"The name's Hepler, Hamburgur Hepler." Mispellings are aparently intencional.

"Alright, Cat, it's time to go to that big litter box in the sky..."

Godzilla has bad acne...so he takes out his anger on low flying planes.

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of a KFC Double Down!!!" the doctor said. But I felt sick. My wife cheated on me with the Colonel.

After returning the crab safely to the ocean he said, "By the way...my name is Patrick." Thus confirming the crab's suspicions.

Phigolites, the god of Pears took pity on the man who was engulfed in flames. His angel also had an eyepatch.

Peter Griffen corrects himself after saying "N*gger Jim." Because that's OUR word.

Super Saiyan Shoe!!! (as in rooster...not...you know...not that. No seriously...w-what are you doing?! No! STOP DRAWING!)

Your boss giving you a thumbs up really really really close to your face

A horribly disfigured man transcends his terrifying appearance and becomes socially accepted by his peers. Hes on fire! Or maybe was on fire