I do Satanic rituals now. Satanism is cool!

SOMEONE HELP I'M IN THE WRONG GAAAAMMEE

In Canada, Godzilla is required by law to have a French counterpart with whom he destroys his cities.

Six gets lawyered by the Valeyard.

Doesn't matter how sexy a Weeping Angel is, you shouldn't blink. Or turn out the lights. Or sleep with her. Just stay way, really.

Some punk spraying Bad Wolf graffiti on the TARDIS, and he's proud of it too

London has learned to just skip Christmas altogether. Less invasions, probably.

Why the Doctor doesn't use guns.

10 and Rose meet 11 and Clara. 11 got all sad from seeing Rose, while 10 tries to get away. Rose and Clara are confused.

Fish fingers! Custard! It doesn't get better than this!

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The Doctor now loves carrot juice. What a surprising development!