The armless jester, with a tear streaming from his eye, hands you your daily mail, which is held in his mouth.

An astronaut travels to the moon, only to find out that the moon is, in fact, not actually made of cheese. He is extremely depressed.

The scuffed up man, thinking more about his libido than self-appearance, tries to pick up women at the local computer lab.

happy pants

eggplant wars

The principal from Ferris Buehler, whilst losing his toupee, is confronting a black man.

Tony Hawk kicks a small child in the nuts.