Applebloom shuddered. "Joyous d-day of b-birthing, sister," she answered, praying that the thing with Applejack's face couldn't smell fear.

I wish I could enjoy this boiled egg, but I have a crippling phobia of sombreros.

I *knew* buying extra-dark sunglasses was a bad idea.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Twilight's attempts to build new friends were not going well.

Here we see an example of the Lesser Big-Eyed Pony, stalking its prey.

Inspect red bugs to regain HP.

Duct tape: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Scootaloo's gambling addiction grew worse every day.

Pinkie Pie loves eating yellow dice.

Little did John know, his body from the neck down had already dissolved.

A black cat ignores a doomed lobster.