If you said "here's a handful of paperclips, please make me a cubist sculpture of a ghost riding a donkey," this is probably what you'd get.

A disembodied head judges the way you shake hands.

"WHERE ARE OUR HEADS?!" "LET'S CHECK MY CROTCH MAP." "THANKS DUDE, GREAT IDEA BRINGING ALONG THAT CROTCH MAP."

Get out of that ocean, horse. You are not a seahorse. Nice try though.

Doodle or Die

DUMBO is juggling meatballs and balancing a glass of water while unicycling. Meanwhile, Miracle Whip is the devil! (Nice draw!!!)

"Dude, when's the last time you washed the dishes?" "....."

Oh Jesus.

We should all stab broccoli in the back, they will get over it.

Cuban cube smoking a cuban in cuba

This drawer seems to be saluting a popular website.

ɔɔ qq ɐɐ ~~~

A demon really really really hates two frankfurters.

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