Gwah.
What did the butter say to the margarine?
A british hound having a fancy dinner
Ditto transformed into a shoe
A castle made of shining, solid gold... albeit with a cheap, wooden door as the front gate.
I guess the previous description was so heinous, it offended the artist.
Typical Homestuck Fangirl using her retarded fantroll cosplay
Happy Wheels meets Jackass: Staircase edition
Brain-damaged Creeper, looking cluelessly happy.
This is a stickup! Hands up, or I'll use these pants!
Senile Eye of Sauron, looking uninterested
Chimney Skeleton
Some sort of... egyptian lady? She is quite mad, though.