Shrek is cool, Shrek is dead.

Earth has now become a large neko. D i s g u s t i n g.

Big buff cheeto puff.

I.. can't sleep.

Children, gather around for a story.

Ah crap, here we go again.

A ghost wants to be friends with Chad, but Chad is too almighty for a simple ghost.

You were walking in the forest when all of a sudden a wild Attack Helicopter appeared.

What did you do broom!?

Nobody knows you.

Ain't this fun.

Panic everyone, panic. There's only panic in this world.