A deformed teddy bear tells a horrible joke. Seriously, I can't bear it.

Unknown Pokemon is trying his luck in the Demon's Souls realm.

Hillbilly monobrow dykes exchanging eggs as gifts.

Donatello, the best TMNT

Diary of the Extra Thicc

Snake about to bite a clown's ass. The clown is not happy.

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Man brings evidence to show that duck crucifixion isn't necessary, but he's too late.

An impressive rendering of a tornado.

Doodle or Die

Some guy sighs while masturbating into a watermelon. Typical Friday night, by my standards.

Orange jumbo-jet and sun shocked from seeing Sasquatch peeing orange urine into a slice of pizza's mouth. Drugs were involved, I'm sure.

Red blood cell cooking a crying worm over an open fire

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