There is no God.

Cleaver self-portrait.

Face off between Beavis and Firefox.

You can the bologna in our Wonderbread!

A baby giraffe, who's neck is actually on it's butt, suffers an ocular asymmetry and mutters to itself.

Furry pink viking beast will kill us all!!

Bananas split through asexual reproduction. The banana race is saved!!!

Killer klowns from outer space.

I have to leave the prom. I just sharted.

A flamboyant, yet deranged pink coffee mug openly plots human demise.