Frankenstein's monster is all like, "I got green skin, but my face and nipples are white. da fuck?" Chalk up another one for the doctor...

Dinner

The back of someones head

A tie might be an acceptable gift for Father's Day, but not so much for Mother's Day.

Black and Orange cat

Wedding Ring

Bestiality.

We're just an atom on a pimple on a spiders back.

I'm not proofreading that.

Evil girl scout wants evil man to buy her evil girl scout cookies. They're actually good.

It's not the city dump, its the furry meeting zone

Yawn. Just kill me already.