Unfortunate genetics

That jerk using autocorrect to describe all of my pictures that I actually spent time on.

Hot ginger... yeah right.

It puts the lotion on the skin.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

High heels

Lightbulb + smelly snail = Eye douche

Fat people Sharing a kit-kat

Probably Standing behind your computer chair...

Nasty infection

Big bag of FUCK You

Naughty bits