All the good tomatoes waited patiently in line to get their wings.

Blinky tries to scare me, but I have a secret power pellet!

Elephant is unsure if his sock drawer is missing pairs, or he mixed in one of his trunk socks by mistake

Two black men watch on as God pees on a poor dead guy.

Doodle or Die

On a beautiful starry night, the goldfish Romeo and goldfish Juliet ignored their family's wishes and consummated their affair.

Green alien wants to make ducklips at his sweetheart.

Scariest Halloween mask. Ever.

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Happy squid loves his job as an old-timey telephone operator

The fruit party had a wonderful time, white-water rafting

Baby Zoidberg tried to play catch, but the ball was just too big for his tentacles to handle

After a long, hard day at the stand Lemon was tired. Just look at the bags under his eyes!

Africa, in denial

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