Everyone in the world laughing at the fucking idiotic racist USA

will you swallow the mass effect 3 ending?

the best 80s cartoon character

hulk hogan's arch nemesis

some dude saying his penis gets an F on the grading of dongs

the most amazing present ever

eyes as blue as the bluest waters you can imagine, and a handy duck shaped neck for all those hard to reach places

forever a bone

existentialism

Against better judgement, he drinks the bong water

Like the saying goes, "Ain't nowhere safer than an igloo in a lightning storm."

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SENDING ME TO BED WITHOUT DINNER