They're eating her, then they're going to eat me. OOOOOH NOOOOOOOoooo

a broom successfully robs a bank

You should shoot that present in the sky with that slingshot you paid an arm and a leg for at Nook's Cranny

Kirbys for knees

a black an white flame on a match with some lines and some dots and it's definitely not nudity

A marathoner is struck in the knee with an arrow. OH, NO! They hit an artery! CALL AN AMBULANCE

Growing bored with green eggs and ham, Sam I Am tries a new kind of dish, but he's not too adventurous

One of those drawings you draw in kindergarten

balloon lady is going to pop, but you don't have time to run!

Goku's next super saiyan level is a radish and he cannot "B" defeated because he is full of vitamins!

Goldilocks flipping off Helga Patacki and swearing to her in wingdings

Sherlock is the new Doctor