Dirk describes to Roxy and Jane how he plans on raising baby Dave.

Eggplant reading the "New York Times".

PIKACHU IS BEING IMPRISONED IN A POKEBALL!

the Great tank turtle war commences

Blond guy hosts "Whose Flag is it Anyway" and he does not like Canada.

Luigi is on the struggle bus today!

Your rag of souls sucks up the blood of the fallen. You think it could be poetic but no... You think it just sad.