what I should have done on my 24th birthday

Cosmic child of the stars vomits upon the entire earth

A bee admires a pile of spilled yogurt with a poppy-seed bread roll placed neatly in the centre.

A honking, farting clown on the bridge.

Do not touch hands when first meeting someone.

Lewd juice

a bloody tampon, like, reeeeeally bloody

The James Holmes Dark Knight cinema shooting

Someone broke Ascii art

stink figure shits green. It is alive.

The drawing is just garbage. Utter fucking garbage. Whoever drew it should be ashamed. It's just really fucking bad.

Ainsley begins preperations