Black for gunpowder, Red for spilt blood, and Yellow for flames. Let's see how good your history is. :D

Bad dad

Green dinosaur with orange-and-yellow ears and red eyes shaped like icicles.

feet poking out from under a bathroom stall

Very confused person agrees because it's the path of least resistance.

Batman's in love, staring off into space, while a pear sits on the table in front of him.

Teddy bear wants a hug!

Tony Stark is Jewish.

"Guys, I'm being _cereal_."

Yellow boy with a flower sticking out of his top hat and a little smile is "so f*cking disappointed"

A sonic screwdriver

Something related to Doctor Who