Tragically, the young man was so excited by his first real-life boob sighting that his brain ruptured.

Pink fluffy nothingness

The heartfelt plea of the aurally challenged

The watering can and the flower decided to make their forbidden love work the only way they could: in outer space.

Purple blob detective smokes a cigarette in a dark alley

A woman accurately assesses her friend's bluetooth headset

A poo cloud dreams of a devil cloud. Or vice versa.

Ticklish carrot

With horror, she realized that she wasn't holding a feather after all.

Harry Potter's butthole needs to expelliarmus, if you catch my drift.

A PC gestures at his recently-pooped-upon wife.

A young black man has been murdered by a tangle of string and a wad of a gum.