The most boring thing ever
The undertaker is ejaculating
pigeon Jesus meets a bloody end
discovery discovers the discovery channel, smells like pizza
cosmic space face devours yellow nebula, billions dead
washing machine finds great humor within the misfortune of others
Siamese twins meet an untimely death after a boating mishap
lasagne made of dead dreams
bacon bits
pacmans got a glue habit
mario got himself some rabies
hash brown clown