A Glock with the following attachments: scope, lazer, vanilla ice cream cone with extra sprinkles.

Metaknight blueballs King DeDeDe

Mercy shows no mercy

Mrs. Clean plays Pokemon

360 AKIMBO NO-SCOPE HEADSHOT

An Asian fruit fight ensues

An Asian fruit fight ensues

Hot-gluing a salad

Pyramid Head angrily mowing the lawn

Ash Katchums himself a Peekatyou

THIS ISN'T EVEN PACMAN'S FINAL FORM!

Dante discovering that his pizza has anchovies