my five year old niece grew a smiling giraffe, and now I'm going to hang it on my office wall.

FRESH GOES BETTER, MENTOS FRESHNESS. FRESH GOES BETTER WITH MENTO, FRESHNESS ALL THE TIME!

Niggertopus will kill you if you don't give her chicken

ass burgers, made in Japan

Mickey mouse is presented wit icecream. Out of excitement, he defacates so hard that shit flies out of his trouser holes and onto his feet.

another tsundere /v/ person trying to mock le reddit comic, not knowing that his shitty overused sarcasm is worse than reddit itself.

Lilo fucks Stitch up with a football, because Hawaiians don't take kindly to aliens.

Barney only accepts one direction, which is the direction into his fucking maw while he chews your candy ass.

Man buys flour, but he has no arms to carry it

Garfield strip #43953: Jon tells Garfield he's lazy, Garfield's all "I don't care this is my philosophy in life", and then Garfield sleeps.

Every hitler coin will be worth 5 bison dollars.

A traditional burger king whopper, with extra onions but no tomatoes or ketchup.