A man in a do-rag takes a seat. (He's brown, as if that needed to be said)

A little green snake wants to start a conversation!

New Chain

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a flaming ostrich!

A woman taking a shower while an Ant sneaks up behind her with a knife-OH GOD LOOK OUT

A surly rabbit chews on a carrot while nonchalantly shooting someone off-screen

This is what it looks like when you get shot in any modern fps

Your best bro, the unicorn, struggles with a pail of your dick milk.

A few sticks, corded together and lit on fire. Labeled a "Bundle of twigs". I see what you're getting at, sir.

Voldemort receives love from a woman in an ugly brown sweaterdress

Green hitler is 'mah nigga'

A bucktoothed hick unknowingly ejaculates onto a man's keyboard.

Doodle or Die

Dante riding a shark wearing sunglasses

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