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The best way to catch a leopard using nothing but a rubber band and some tape

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Where you want your dick to be in five years

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Sperm fighting for entry to a small building with large, high caliber, automatic weapons

Mr. Potato Head has to take a shit and he has to take it NOW

T-Rex eating a cat that is talking

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Eating a bag of dicks

Serj telling you no

Angry potato head standing on old potatoes

Pink pubic tree

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A man loving an ant unconditionally

Scrotum over a scrotum

Fat ass with no legs

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