Oh no a hot dog is falling into a pit of mustard, somebody save him please! Oh god, please save him!

A recently deceased potato comes back from the dead and whines about the reasons of his death. Also, he is wearing lego bricks on his head.

A mentally ill man that doesn't know what a banana is tries to draw a mexican version of the fruit with a beret on.

Caveman thinks he has invented fire. In reality, he is actually mentally ill and is holding a stick. He is also the world's first fat person

Dog vomiting a bug combined with an ingot of iron equals a newborn child. Guess his parents never told him where a baby comes from.

Ladybugs suddenly rise up and show the humans that they have arms, legs, and a head beneath their winged exteriors.

Orange having sex with corpse of a lime, and then a green onion gets out of his soup pot.

Homestuck character nobody really cares about or something. Homestuck is pretty shitty after Act 4, either way.

This is an extremely creepy pikachu with no outline, pupils, cheeks, or soul.

Holy fuck Jackson Pollock up in this bitch

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The reason why nobody lives on Mars anymore.

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Somebody who spent 30 years trapped alone being forced to watch Seinfeld and The Office every single day and is then released into society.

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