I must make myself go at an accelerated speed.

DIGGLET DETECTED IN TOMATO PATCH. USE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON.

AND SUDDENLY, IN A WELL DRAWN FIELD WITH SUN, A FEW CLOUDS AND A MOUNTAIN BACKGROUND, A WILD SIGN THAT SAYS "MADNESS!" APPEARS.

A pizza that is spewing cheese. Oh god why.

A seagull at the beach looking at a crab.

THAT BLUE SPY IS A CHEEZEBURGER!

Oh look it's /v/

A fish on fire, likely next to the sun.

/v/ describing how Torchlight 2 is going to be using the groundbreaking offline single player mode, and how Blizzard thinks it's genius.

Strawberry Clock.

Mr. hanky the Christmas Poo jumping into a toilet bowl, in an effort to an hero.

A pot of flowers.