My breasts are on the wrong side of me. They're also emitting green.

"I'm not a panda."

A father summons red angry faces and question marks with a rainbow and the child is confused and what is the father holding oh god

a man whose only desire is to shave his head

This horribly disfigured creature is being tortured inhumanely by some purple fungus that presumably devours flesh... slowly.

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the green solar body with six teeth knows all

This tornado may or may not be mad.

His last moments were a dream come true. He didn't even realize that his jetpack was propelling him to his death.

To his surprise, he discovered that his multicolored head ornaments were coming out of the closet.

The man said nothing, he simply scribbled his name with a large green marker, with the last letter running off the page.

"I've always wondered if the ocean is really just the semen of millions of aquatic creatures. Must be fun to ejaculate all the time."