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Brontosaurus adds a Ducal Crown to his Dunce Cap, thus uniting the realms of Upper and Lower Egypt.

A man properly guesses "interrogative" in a game of charades.

A clearly unqualified employee uses improper pluralization.

The hero of "Snake" sets a memetic record just seconds before killing himself.

Gummi Bear huffs the smoke off his butane lighter, hoping it can get him high.

Do go through the looking glass with a full stomach.

You may be in the mood, but your tissue box isn't.

A woman in a burqa waits in the darkness, keeping cool with a Chinese paper fan.

Pac-man is about to eat the most powerful pill in his lifetime.

Scrooge McDuck, everyone's favourite cheap Scot.

A man with a horrendous fake tan and massive drooping ears does not know the answer to something.

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