I can't draw, but I try
He drew a hat on a white board. And just in case you didn't know what it was, he also wrote "Hat" next to it. Welcome to Doodle or Die
Brian Griffin from Family Guy wears an armor with glowing blue eyes, and looks angry. He says "Tell me, Peter..." *pause* "Do you bleed?"
Jesus is refusing an elephant's love... What a jerk, he's making her cry
A guy approaches a yellow barrel with green bubbly stuff coming out, clueless about it. There's "Herbert Bail Bonds" written on it
Link thinks "Wait, wasn't this about the Triforce?" as the Triforce smashes apart. A blue quidditch ball tells him "Hey listen! STFU..."
Welcome to the octagon, tonight, in the red corner, a man with a roll of toilet paper, and in the blue corner, a massive $h!t! Ready? Fight!
A lonely buffy swedish guy wants you to play Dota with him. He's been waiting for you
A potato is writing a song about another potato singing the American national anthem
Emotional moment for a gay couple, where one of the guys seems to be a semi-transparent angel. His grave can be seen in the background.
The devil is a caterpillar
A huge mosquito with a bloody nose is flying by a girl who's like "The Fuck ???"
Man with a ball gag is about to get a house inserted into his butt. Fortunately, he's got a get out of jail free card. The executioner: Aww