Gabe Newell is the Messiah.

A blueberry thinks that he's a cool kid because he's wearing shades.

Gary the snail is sad that his snail friend is standing on the edge of a cliff.

A devilish cocolate chip cookie. For all we know, it's smirking because nobody knows that it's raisin.

A red-eyed baby eating one of his parents whole.

A profile view of an oddly shaped buttock.

A mean individual makes fun of someone's saggy tits for using poor grammar.

A coat, a white cat, gay sex, a necklace, and a decent set of tits.

A man standing in a pool, screaming "EBA!"

Bert and Ernie having glorious gay sex on their bed.

"GASTON." in large, black font.

What America's really all about.