Help!!! Help!!! I'm an old man being pushed by Captain Hook. I see a shark trying to eat me. Peter Pan. Help Me!!!

an asshole pet owner who doesn't want to feed his domesticated pet alien.

some asshole who doesn't know what love is

a super saiyan female shopping for pink bags

a butt who can fart words

perverted teacher who's nervous in front of female students.

a desperate hero worshiper who eats radioactive material because he wants to smash puny gods like the hulk

rose on a baby chair who is watching its parents being sold on valentine's day.

dj wet blanket

a gift card that highlights a person's fetish with fat people and small beds.

two (and an amputated) naked mole rats who found a one piece swimsuit

a guy who draws video game characters with his bellybutton.