Researchers were stunned to discover the hieroglyphics for Hello Kitty in Egypt today.

Annual everyone wear a Fez day.

Ditto starts its first day as a porn star.

A ninja has a verbal argument with a pair of socks.

A blind man tries to read while a midget screams at him to go to bed.

A man in a crowded subway is filled with the urge to get funky and break down.

The blue man group encounters a 404 error.

Chester cheetah sings show-tunes while a brown alien explodes from his belly.

A mudkip apologizes to the internet for all it has done.

Ditto attempts to mimic Pinkie Pie. Faggotry ensues.

A bike apologizes for its lack of artistic skill.

Super saiyan Goku buys a mac.