Garrus being a cutie pie

Mary had a little Lamb who was incredibly hungry because she was awful

I eat nails for breakfast. But with milk, so I'm probably not as tough as you.

Shepard the Shepherd

Clifford went on a diet

Negative one text posts are the worst, as proven by the angry brown-haired, glasses wearing human

A dragonite lawyer states he will sleep in his own bed

The gay pride cat shoots rainbows out of it's paws and into your face.

Someone shouting "Oh no" as they are being punched. Obviously some ritual to summon the Kool-aid man.

Mating a Skitty with a Wailord... Seems like a good idea.

THE FEELS STILL LINGER FROM THE OLD MASS EFFECTS. WE ARE NOT READY FOR A NEW ONE.

"My nips are whips" says the blond haired boy as he demonstrates his... talents