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Mr. Asiancheese likes to shout abbreviations at small Mexican pop-tarts.

Just a blue screen with nothing on it.... Have I died?

An obese vampire yells at a small orange rock because it is on the sidewalk.

Typical man voting for Obama simply because he "promotes" gay marriage.

A friendly looking spider with a big posterior is demanding a free hug.

the tenth daughter of a family is a bitch

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New Chain

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Apatasaurus with a snake tongue.

Lady without face looking seductively to the right, has only a flame for hair.

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