A pedo van by a kindergarten.

a french fry tells you to GO!

an Enderman from Minecraft examining a grass block.

the war between everything and land

the Hypno-vision channel on TV

sigh... the word "poo", hastily written on a dumb scribble... do you people even try anymore?

a dead ballerina

A cow, mooing while... pooping, as usual.

a blue garbage bag containing a toupee, a harry potter hat, and some clouds. Also a shoe.

a flattened heart is disappointed in his girlfriend

A cowgirl doing the splits, with eyelashes longer than her body.

The little mermaid got a gold tooth

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