Nanomachine enhanced Milhouse

Game & Watch Fireman

Green Mario experiences Super Nut

Serious Sam, but he's a clown

Blondehair Mcmanlychin gives a potted flower to Gamestop empoyee

Mentally Challenged Snake

Fast food restaraunt owner doesn't want anything to do with unthrustworthy people

Simon Belmont tries to get into Arstotzka

Anon is berserk (The final straw was: Ate without a table)

Average indie game protagonist

Badass minotaur with badass double edged axe from hell

ISHYGDDT Postal 2 edition