A Bear shot through the heart (and you're to blame, you give love a bad name) with an arrow.

I pledge Allegiance to the flag of Gambler's Anonymous. And to the Roulette, for which it stands. One roll, under casinos. (Out of room)

An unhappy bed with antlers and a face says "moose"

A man in a wheelchair killed a man by running over him. The cops are right on his tail but his nitro boost just kicked in.

OMG you're such a rebel. Apples still shouldn't have peach cores though. Unless it is a crossdressing apple.

The flower of love

Professor McGonagall, in her cat form, gets blood spilled over the top of her wizard hat.

Winnie the Poo is far too drunk after eating all that hunny

A blue haired girl holding large leaves can't see her phone through the mysterious thin blue mist.

The world is about to collapse upon itself! Here comes GAY MAN® to save the day!

Fat Blonde haired woman inhales her spaghetti and refuses to give you any.

The sun is unhappy when he can't see the mountain because of a cloud but is fine when he looks away.