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A peanut tells a wobbly stop sign to "Eneter (sic) oblivion GSTR!"

Blueprints for a jewel heist

Cthulhu hovers over a school bus

Man does not get the winning lottery number '45692'

Ginger peers into your soul

Man cannot decipher captcha phrase

Inner monologue: "Why is that smug man with green suspenders aroused?"

The Vietnam War.

Earthworm Jim has severe brain damage.

All the green hands and red blotches will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Fancy pig on a highwire